
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, your nose is wet. My nose is wet. We are twins. Hey, your nose is bubbling. Not fair. Where are my bubbles?
Me: I guess we aren’t twins after all.
Doodlebug: My nose is dry. Not fair.
Me: Don’t worry. You’re not missing a thing. Running noses are nothing to sneeze at.
Doodlebug: Noses can run off?

MoonCat: If a nose starts to run off, just let it go.
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