
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: I need y’all’s help. Two of the chickens are missing. They aren’t in the coop with the others and it’s past time.

Sweetie: A chicken search? That’s easy. They stink big time.
Me: I know you can find them with your talented snouts. But no chasing or pouncing. They are probably hunkered down under something in the yard.
Doodlebug: On the job.
Sweetie: My nose is detecting. There’s a chickeny smell over here.
Doodlebug: And over here.
Me: Great job, guys!

MoonCat: Nothing says bulldog like a chicken roundup after dark.
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