Sweetie: Lady Human!
Sweetie: LADY HUMAN!
Me: Huh? What?
Sweetie: You are sleeping in my chair!
Me: Am I? Wait. This is my chair.
Sweetie: No. It WAS your chair until you abandoned it for a few minutes one day and I claimed it.
Me: I don’t believe your claim would hold up in a court of law. In fact, I’m certain it would not. So my chair. My human-owned chair. The end.
Sweetie: You just wait.
Me: Wait until what?
Sweetie: Until you leave the room. Possession is nine-tenths of bulldog law.
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