
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, how come your head is stuck all the way inside the big cold box?
Me: I’ve got a hankering for something to eat, but I don’t know what.
Sweetie: Can I have a hankering? It sounds delicious.
Doodlebug: Me, too! Me, too! Are hankerings crunchy?
Me: The hankering is your want-to. The desire. The hunger.
Doodlebug: I’ve got all of that.
Sweetie: Yeah, hand it over, whatever it is.

MoonCat: Be careful what you hanker after.
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