
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: The patio floor feels like fire, Lady Human!
Me: Hotfoot it over to the grass.
Sweetie: I’m hotfooting as fast as I can.
Me: Good. Now isn’t that better?
Doodlebug: But we still have to go back over the hot rock.
Me: I can spray some water on it. Or you can wear shoes like I do.
Doodlebug & Sweetie: NO SHOES!

MoonCat: Water on hot concrete. Nice and steamy. Almost like a bath. Yuck!
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