I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: Where are they? Let me at ‘em!
Wiggles: Eggs, of course! Eggs, glorious eggs!
Stella: I don’t smell any…
Me: Boy, that didn’t take any time, did it? You have a nose for eggs. I just now brought them out of the refrigerator and you’re already in here…
Me: No, I will share with y’all, but some of these are mine.
Me: Just give me a minute or so to shell them…
Wiggles: No! Now! Mine!
Me: Watching me will not make me move faster.
Wiggles: Watching you means you will not be able to sneak off with my eggs. Just call me watchdog.
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