I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldoggers. Lady Human, let’s dance!
Me: I’m not very good at…
Doodlebug: Aw, come on. It’s fun. Sidestep, front step, jump. Here, grab my feet. See, I can dance on two legs, too.
Me: Dancing is not really my thing. Never has been.
Doodlebug: Watch how I do this. Jump, jump, pull. Jump, jump, pull. No, Lady Human, not like that. You are supposed to dance, not fall over.
Me: Your dancing style is a little too heavy duty for me.
Doodlebug: Bulldogs never do anything light duty.
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