I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Stop looking at me!
Sweetie: I’m not looking at you. Do you think you’re that good-looking? How conceited!
Doodlebug: I’m not conceited! You are!
Sweetie: No, you are!
Doodlebug: No, you are!
MoonCat: Meow. No, you both are!
Me: What in the world is going on? I’ve never heard so much noise.
Doodlebug: It’s their fault. They won’t stop talking.
Sweetie: No, Doodle started it. He thinks he’s the king.
Doodlebug: I am the King.
MoonCat: You’re not the king of me!
Me: Cut it out, y’all! What a bunch of fussing over nothing. Next you’ll be fussing at me.
Sweetie: Patience, Lady Human! Wait your turn! We’ll get around to you!
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