I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: I’m Sweetie. Hello.
Me: Hello yourself. After all the things I’ve seen y’all do over the years, is there something you can say a bulldog would not do?
Doodlebug: Hmmm. Nope. Nothing.
Sweetie: Nope. I’m pretty much open to anything.
Me: Nothing you wouldn’t eat?
Doodlebug: Given the chance, I’ll chomp down on whatever. Hey, even if not given the chance, I’ll go for it!
Sweetie: After I inspect it for aroma and taste, yeah. Then I’ll chomp down on it. You can’t be too careful nowadays.
MoonCat: What about rocks? Would you eat rocks?
Doodlebug: What flavor?
MoonCat: It almost goes without saying, Lady Human, but here it is. Stupid is as bulldog does.
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