I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, we have a problem.
Sweetie: Uh-oh!
Me: I’m hearing that word a little too often.
Sweetie: Tappy the Chicken is stuck between the gate and the door! She walked in, but she can’t turn around.
Doodlebug: Chickens are so stupid.
MoonCat: Meow. Bulldogs should be careful about who they call stupid.
Sweetie: Help, Lady Human! She’s hopelessly trapped!
Me: Not hopelessly. She just needs to back up. Sometimes a few steps back is all it takes. I’ll be there in a second.
Doodlebug: Never mind! She backed out. Dumb chicken.
MoonCat: Meow. One wonders how long it would have taken a bulldog to figure that one out.
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