
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I hereby call the Pack meeting to order.
Me: Okay, what’s happening now?

Sweetie: Doodlebug, MoonCat, and me present. The parakeets are observing.

Baby and Bud: Ack ack!
Sweetie: No, you don’t get to talk. Out of order.

MoonCat: Yes, out of order. The very definition of a bulldog-led anything.
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