A Funny Old Bird – Part 3 – Conversations with the Big Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: You should stay a human, Lady Human. No more funny old bird nonsense. You don’t have the wings. You don’t have the feathers.

Me: We use the word “bird” sometimes to mean something weird.

Baby and Bud: Oh, so humans think birds are weird. Well, same to you!

Me: No, we think birds are fine. We think we are weird. Sometimes. Now and again. On certain days.

MoonCat: Are you weird, ma’am? I just assumed you were being human.

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Watch Out for the Weird – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, we have figured out everything.

Me: I can’t wait to hear.

Sweetie: Keep your feet on the ground.

Doodlebug: Taste the air.

Sweetie: Keep your nose to the sky.

Doodlebug: Wear your hat.

Sweetie: Perk your ears.

Doodlebug: Keep your eyes open.

Sweetie: If it looks weird…

Doodlebug: Tastes weird…

Sweetie: Smells weird…

Doodlebug: Sounds weird…

Sweetie: Feels weird…

Sweetie & Doodlebug: Then, that ‘s right. It’s weird!

MoonCat: So, if you’re a bulldog, roll in it, lick it, bathe in it, sleep on it. Celebrate!

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