I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are you up to, Lady Human?
Sweetie: Yes, you look weird. I mean, weirder than usual. What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing. I’m just putting my feet up and covering my eyes with a cool cloth. Mellowing out a little.
MoonCat: Meow. Something at which I am an expert.
Sweetie: Nope. That doesn’t sound good. That mellowing business needs to stop.
Doodlebug: Your mellowing doesn’t look very bulldoggy. I’m not going along with it.
Me: But you two were all stretched out and mellow yourselves a few minutes ago.
Sweetie: Well, that was just an error on your part. We don’t do mellow.
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