
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what is this big pile of stuff on the floor?
Me: I’m cleaning out my closet.
Doodlebug: Excellent! I’ll take this and this and this.
Sweetie: Don’t be so grabby.
Me: I’m sorting stuff. It will all go back in my closet when I’m done.

MoonCat: Now who’s being grabby?
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