I am Doodlebug,, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
And I am Sweetie and I have noticed a decided reduction in the volume of our treats lately.
Doodlebug: Yeah, Lady Human, they are barely a bulldog mouthful.
Sweetie: Are you skimping on us? Again?
Me: I have noticed that you are both putting on a little extra weight lately.
Doidlebug: So? I am a healthy growing boy.
Me: Uh, excuse me, but you stopped being a growing boy some years ago.
Doodlebug: So how can I be putting on weight then? Really, Lady Human, you make no sense.
Sweetie: Don’t fret, Doodle. She’s just skimping. We’ll take care of it tomorrow. Psst…I know where she keeps the good stuff stashed.
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