
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you are frowning. I know the signs on your face.
Me: I’m reading some complex stuff and I have to concentrate.

Sweetie: If the stuff you are reading is making you frown, let me chew it up. That’ll get rid of it.
Me: It doesn’t exactly work that way.
Sweetie: Bulldogs know how to handle these things.

MoonCat: Oh, yes, let’s get the bulldogs to handle things. If you thought we were in trouble before, just wait.
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