I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: All right. Go ahead and tell me. What are you all whispering about?
Sweetie: Not a thing.
Doodlebug: What whispering?
MoonCat: They are planning to take away the mop the next time Tall Man pulls it out.
Doodlebug: Treason!
Sweetie: Turncoat!
Mooncat: I am not a bulldog as you are so quick to remind me. Therefore, Doodlebug is not my king and no treason is involved. End of discussion!
Me: So what was your plan? Emphasis on the was.
Doodlebug: A good leader never divulges battle plans against mops and brooms.
Sweetie: Especially when the plans are stupid and not likely to work.
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