
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, why are you staring at your paper? Your ink stick hasn’t scratched on it at all.
Me: I’m drawing a blank.
Doodlebug: A blank? What does that look like?
Me: Like nothing.

MoonCat: Good. You’re already finished then.
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