
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde Engkish Bulldogges. Where are you going, Lady Human?
Me: I’m going to vote.

Sweetie: Didn’t you already do that some time back?
Me: Yes, but the time has come around again.
Sweetie: If you had done it right the first time, you wouldn’t have to do it again.
Doodlebug: Yeah, you should be more careful. This voting thing keeps happening.

MoonCat: I have several votes of my own to cast. Secret ballots, not to be shared with the Bulldog Party.
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