Hello. I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, and I have a few complaints.
(Transcriptionist: As usual.)
Hey, this is my blog. Stick your opinions in your own. This brings me to the first thing that makes me mad – the opinions of others unless they agree with mine. The humans talk about voting all the time. I’m not sure what voting is, but it sounds like someone else’s opinion and, therefore, another thing that would make me mad.
From what the humans say, I perceive that voting means you can choose a thing or a person and someone else can choose differently, and if enough people choose differently from you, YOU LOSE!
I don’t like that. So yes, voting is on my list of things that make me mad. I am the queen; I get to choose.
No voting allowed!
But if we did allow voting in the house, we bulldogs would outnumber the cat. Hmmm. And we could vote her out. That is unless Wiggles voted with the cat just to be “nice”. And then there is Tiger. I have suspected for a long time that Tiger has a secret peace treaty with the cat. Oh, she barks at the cat and stirs the rest of us up, but never have I seen Tiger actually chase the cat. Hmmm.
Then the other day, I watched Snoopey as she walked right up to the cat while the cat hissed at her and made an ugly face (no, that was her regular face, sorry). And what did Snoopey do? She TURNED AROUND AND WALKED AWAY!
I may not be able to count on the bulldog vote after all. So it is certain. Voting is one thing that makes me mad.
(Transcriptionist: Besides, the humans hold the power to veto.)
Veto? That sounds suspicious, like something else that would make me mad.
And I haven’t even gotten to other maddening things that I put on my list – things like:
- Moon the Cat
- The rule against cat chasing
- Limitation of treats to only a few times a day
- Wiggles getting more reward treats than the rest of us
(Transcriptionist: Because she earns more than the rest of you.)
Enough for this time. I will go back to work on my mad list. I can’t do anymore now. I am just so…so…so mad!
Signed, Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges
[Transcriptionist’s note: Stella has gone to cool down and chew on her Nylabone. Meanwhile, we will close with this:
“Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.” (Ephesians 4:26 KJV)]