I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldoggess. Someone is hiding something.
Sweetie: Yep. The scent is faint but real. It is…it is…IT IS CHEESE! Lady Human?
Doodlebug: You are sneaking cheese.
Me: Whatever do you mean?
Sweetie: Yup. A clear sign of guilt.
Me: Guilt? For eating a tiny piece of cheese?
Doodlebug: Tiny, huh! We’ve seen your cheese chunks before. Tiny for an elephant maybe.
Sweetie: You are guilty of not sharing. I hereby sentence you to share your cheese or else.
Me: Or else what?
Sweetie: Or else we won’t share our treats with you.
Doodlebug: I told you, Sweetie. We need better bargaining skills.
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