
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human…Lady Human?
Doodlebug: Put your foot on her.
Sweetie: LADY HUMAN!
Me: Oh, sorry. I was somewhere else.
Doodlebug: No, you were right here in front of us. We saw you.
Me: I mean my mind was wandering.
Sweetie: Then let’s hurry and go find it. It needs to come home.

MoonCat: Maybe put a leash on it.
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