I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I know that drool is popular among bulldogs, but I do not drool. You will never see me drool. I am a non-drooler.
Me: What is this about, Stella?
Stella: Ask Doodlebug.
Me: What is this about, Doodlebug?
Doodlebug: I have no idea.
Stella: Watch out! Here it comes!
Me: Whoa! Hey, guy! Keep that stuff to yourself!
Doodlebug: It’s got to go somewhere.
Stella: I told you, Lady Human. He slings goo all over the place.
Me: I’ve seen it before, but this must be a new record for distance.
Stella: Doodle, why can’t you keep your drool to yourself?
Doodlebug: I do, most of the time. Just look in my water bowl.
Me: He’s right, Stella. Drool is heavy. It sinks to the bottom of his water bowl. I find it every day when I wash it out.
Stella: You mean he could be slinging even more goo than he is? Gross! Even for a bulldog!
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