The Great Slinger of Goo – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I know that drool is popular among bulldogs, but I do not drool. You will never see me drool. I am a non-drooler.

Me:   What is this about, Stella?

Stella:   Ask Doodlebug.

Me:   What is this about, Doodlebug?


Doodlebug:   I have no idea.

Stella:  Watch out! Here it comes!

Me:  Whoa! Hey, guy! Keep that stuff to yourself!

Doodlebug:  It’s got to go somewhere.

Stella:  I told you, Lady Human. He slings goo all over the place.

Me:  I’ve seen it before, but this must be a new record for distance.

Stella:  Doodle, why can’t you keep your drool to yourself?

Doodlebug:  I do, most of the time. Just look in my water bowl.

Me:  He’s right, Stella. Drool is heavy. It sinks to the bottom of his water bowl. I find it every day when I wash it out.

Stella:  You mean he could be slinging even more goo than he is? Gross! Even for a bulldog!





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