Squawking Squirrel – Conversations with Wiggles and Miss Sweetie


I am Wiggles, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Miss Sweetie:  No, you aren’t. Aunt Stella is. Don’t make stuff up.


Wiggles:  Hey, Stella isn’t out here with us. She doesn’t know what I am saying.

Miss Sweetie:   Okay. I will tell her what you said later when we get back inside.

Jerky McSquirrelyFace:   Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Ahck. Ahck. Ahck.

Miss Sweetie:  Cool! Look at that! Lady Human, what is the squirrel saying?

Me:   I don’t know. I don’t speak squirrel.

Wiggles:  What is he doing with his tail?

Me:  I think it is some kind of signal. But he is looking straight at me.

Jerky McSquirrelyFace:  Chuk! Chuk! Chuk! Chuk! Ahck!

Me:  Okay. I think he is saying to watch out. There are predators around.

Wiggles:  What predators? I don’t see any predators?

Me:  I think he means us. Especially me. He is still looking right at me.

Miss Sweetie:  That is not fair. I am a predator. Why isn’t he looking at me? Now I feel left out.

Me:  Maybe he is warning me that you are the predators.

Wiggles:  Lady Human, never listen to a squirrel. All they do is talk gibberish.




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