Welcome to Simpleton – Fences
“A good fence is a friend forever.”
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Cafeteria Line – Conversations with the Pack
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Move along. Move along. Time’s a-wasting.
Sweetie: Hey, no cutting in line! I was here first!
Doodlebug: My stomach is getting emptier by the second.
Me: You just ate not three hours ago.
Doodlebug: YES! TOO LONG! And this line is taking forever.
Sweetie: The service here is terrible.
Me: Hey, I’ve only got two hands.
MoonCat: Meow! Where is my food?
Me: Coming. Coming. I only have two legs.
Sweetie: Excuses. Excuses. Keep the line moving.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Open Mind
“Open mind? Bad idea. Bugs can get in.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – No-Win Situation
“Never play tug of war with a big tree. Nobody wins.”
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Sunshine Girl – Conversations with Sweetie
I am Sweetie, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Forget that King Doodlebug stuff.
Me: Don’t you want to come in? You’ve been out here quite a while.
Sweetie: Sunbaths are the best thing ever.
Me: Well, they are on 50° days in February. On 103° days in July, not so much.
Sweetie: The sun has been hiding a bunch lately. I’ve got to catch it when I can. Hey, since I am queen, can’t I just tell it to shine?
Me: It doesn’t work that way. Sorry.
Sweetie: Don’t worry about it, Lady Human. Just something else for bulldogs to fix when we take over.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tug of War
“Life can be a tug of war. Sometimes you have to hold on for dear life. Don’t let go.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Pits
“When large things fall, they can leave big pits. Watch out that you don’t fall in one.”
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