Cafeteria Line – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Move along. Move along. Time’s a-wasting.

Sweetie:  Hey, no cutting in line! I was here first!

Doodlebug:  My stomach is getting emptier by the second.

Me:  You just ate not three hours ago.

Doodlebug:  YES! TOO LONG! And this line is taking forever.

Sweetie:  The service here is terrible.

Me:  Hey, I’ve only got two hands.

MoonCat:  Meow! Where is my food?

Me:  Coming. Coming. I only have two legs.

Sweetie:  Excuses. Excuses. Keep the line moving.

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Sunshine Girl – Conversations with Sweetie

I am Sweetie, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Forget that King Doodlebug stuff.

Me: Don’t you want to come in? You’ve been out here quite a while.

Sweetie: Sunbaths are the best thing ever.

Me: Well, they are on 50° days in February. On 103° days in July, not so much.

Sweetie: The sun has been hiding a bunch lately. I’ve got to catch it when I can. Hey, since I am queen, can’t I just tell it to shine?

Me: It doesn’t work that way. Sorry.

Sweetie: Don’t worry about it, Lady Human. Just something else for bulldogs to fix when we take over.

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