I am Sweetie, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Forget that King Doodlebug stuff.
Me: Don’t you want to come in? You’ve been out here quite a while.
Sweetie: Sunbaths are the best thing ever.
Me: Well, they are on 50° days in February. On 103° days in July, not so much.
Sweetie: The sun has been hiding a bunch lately. I’ve got to catch it when I can. Hey, since I am queen, can’t I just tell it to shine?
Me: It doesn’t work that way. Sorry.
Sweetie: Don’t worry about it, Lady Human. Just something else for bulldogs to fix when we take over.
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