A Chicken with a Beef – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Loud noises of the chicken kind, Lady Human. Do I need to rush to the rescue?

Me: Naw, one of the chickens has a beef with another one.

Sweetie: How did a chicken get a hamburger? And where’s mine?

Me: Not beef beef.

Doodlebug: Now I’m really confused.

MoonCat: Allow me to explain. A chicken is complaining. The humans have taken a word that makes no sense to describe that.

Sweetie: So where’s the hamburger?

MoonCat: Nevermind.

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