Sharp Pointy Mouths – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Watch out! Sharp pointy mouths are running around.

Me: They always are. I try not to listen.

Sweetie: Chicken pointy mouths, Lady Human! Humans don’t have sharp pointy mouths.

Me: Oh, yes, we do.

MoonCat: Just wait, ma’am, until one of those pointy chicken mouths starts pecking on your bare foot. The difference becomes obvious.

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You’ve Got a Big Mouth – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: I can’t believe she said I’ve got a big mouth! I said nothing!

Sweetie: Who said that, Lady Human? You don’t have a big mouth at all. It’s really tiny.

Me:  Humans say that when they think somebody is talking about them. Size is not the issue.

Doodlebug: I beg to differ, ma’am.

Sweetie: When it comes to mouths, size is always the issue.

MoonCat: Bulldogs would know.

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