I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Uh-oh. Lady Human, I just want to make it clear that I had absolutely nothing to do with the big…puddle on the floor.
Me: Uh, Doodlebug! What happened here?
Doodlebug: Nothing. Well, something, but it’s really nothing.
Me: You peed on the floor.
Doodlebug: It was an accident. I was aiming for that big bag and I missed.
Me: This is not like you. And thankfully, that bag is waterproof because it has your food in it.
Sweetie: Doodle! You tried to pee on our food?
Doodlebug: I was just leaving my royal mark. Hey, the cat gets to pee in the house.
MoonCat: Meow. Pardon me, but I have my own private restroom. I am not a barbarian.
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