I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am scared, Lady Human.
Me: How come?
Stella: There was something walking down the road. It was tall and walked on two legs, but it had the head of a…
Me: What? The head of a what?
Stella: It was horrible. HORRIBLE!
Me: Stella, what was horrible?
Stella: A two-legged monster with the head of a CAT!
Me: Oh, that was just someone wearing a costume. It is a special day for that sort of thing.
Stella: So it was human?
Stella: What about the one that looked like a bat?
Me: Yep. Human.
Stella: And all the princesses holding bags?
Me: Yeah, all kids looking for candy give-aways.
Stella: That’s a relief! I thought they were trying to replace me as queen.
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