I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, have you finished my laundry?
Me: I haven’t even finished my own laundry yet. It’s been a busy day.
Stella: You can never be to busy to wait on me. You are my butler.
Me: I most certainly am not your butler. Nor am I your waitress, your servant, your…
Stella: Lady Human, who have you been talking to? Don’t you clean up after me?
Stella: Don’t you serve me my food?
Stella: Don’t you wash my blankets and toys?
Me: Well, yes.
Stella: Don’t you brush my hair?
Me: Okay, I get the point.
Stella: No, you don’t. Where is my clean laundry? What kind of a butler are you anyway?
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Tell Stella she needs to either pay or tip you better. 😂
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