My Personal Butler – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, have you finished my laundry?

Me: I haven’t even finished my own laundry yet. It’s been a busy day.

Stella:  You can never be to busy to wait on me. You are my butler.

Me:  I most certainly am not your butler. Nor am I your waitress, your servant, your…

Stella:  Lady Human, who have you been talking to? Don’t you clean up after me?

Me:  Yes.

Stella:  Don’t you serve me my food?

Me:  Yes.

Stella:  Don’t you wash my blankets and toys?

Me:  Well, yes.

Stella:  Don’t you brush my hair?

Me:  Okay, I get the point.

Stella:  No, you don’t. Where is my clean laundry? What kind of a butler are you anyway?

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