Wiggles Takes Over the World – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. This is unbearable! It must stop!

Me: Unbearable what? Stop what?

Stella:  It’s Wiggles. She lays around wherever. She eats whatever. She is constantly demanding attention from you, attention that rightfully belongs to me! And…

Me:  And…?

Stella:  Every time I leave the room, she scoots into my special place! Now it smells more like her than it does like me. And I like my smell better than hers. She has taken over the world!

Me:  I believe that is a bit of an overstatement. The world is a pretty big place.

Stella:  You must stop her, Lady Human! Hold one of those silly human elections of yours.

Me:  I don’t believe that would work. Wiggles just does what Wiggles wants to do. Nobody elected her.

Stella:  But I am the Queen!

Me:  Nobody elected you either.

Stella:  I elected me! That’s all it takes!

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