“Me, too.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Like A Lonely Bird on a Housetop
Welcome to Simpleton – Tilted
“Don’t lean too far to the right or the left. You may not be able to straighten up.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Scratch My Back
“”You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. Oh, wait. You don’t have a back to scratch. Go ahead and scratch mine anyway.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – No Comparisons
“Tall. Short. Dark. Light. Skinny. Fat. So what? It’s okay.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Red Sky
“Red sky at morning, sailors take warning.” And the rest of us, too.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Fall Down, Get Back Up
“Uh-oh!” “Okay.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Dodgy Packs
“Be careful what pack you hang out with.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Be Still.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Broken
“All the pieces are still here, but how does it fit back together?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Well Met!
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Welcome to Simpleton – Nose to Nose
Pointy: “What happened to your nose?”
Simpleton: “I was going to ask you the same thing.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – The Right Hat
“A big sun requires a big hat.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Windshields
“Tough winds require tougher windshields.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Mud Stomping
“Everyone knows where you’ve been.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Much Obliged
“Thankful for every drop.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – A Good Ear Scratch
“Awkward but necessary. I wish someone could lend me a hand.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Ultraviolet Light
“Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean it isn’t there.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Keep On Going!
“Run, run, run, but keep breathing!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Teetering
‘Everything has an edge.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Snow Hat
“Don’t stand in one place too long. And wear a real hat.”
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