” Bye bye, Snow Hat. See you next year.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Bye Bye, Snow Hat
Welcome to Simpleton – Heels over Head
“Head down. Heels up. Oh, so that’s why everything looks crazy.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Eyes Wide Open
“Keep your eyes wide open, but remember to blink every so often. Dust can collect.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Like A Lonely Bird on a Housetop
“Me, too.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tilted
“Don’t lean too far to the right or the left. You may not be able to straighten up.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Scratch My Back
“”You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. Oh, wait. You don’t have a back to scratch. Go ahead and scratch mine anyway.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – No Comparisons
“Tall. Short. Dark. Light. Skinny. Fat. So what? It’s okay.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Fall Down, Get Back Up
“Uh-oh!” “Okay.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Be Still.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Broken
“All the pieces are still here, but how does it fit back together?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Well Met!
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Welcome to Simpleton – The Right Hat
“A big sun requires a big hat.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Windshields
“Tough winds require tougher windshields.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Mud Stomping
“Everyone knows where you’ve been.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Much Obliged
“Thankful for every drop.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – A Good Ear Scratch
“Awkward but necessary. I wish someone could lend me a hand.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Keep On Going!
“Run, run, run, but keep breathing!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Teetering
‘Everything has an edge.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – All Feet on the Ground
“Hello!”
“Stay grounded. You’re less likely to fall over.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tiptoe
“Just don’t lean too far in any direction.”
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