
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: So how did your meeting go? Did you keep minutes?
Sweetie: Minutes? No. Isn’t that one of those human clock things?
Me: What did you do during the meeting?
Doodlebug: I started it, but then I fell asleep so…
Sweetie: My paw itched and I licked it. Then I looked around the room. Then MoonCat got up and stretched and I called her out of order. I like calling stuff out of order.

MoonCat: Not half as much as I like being out of order.
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