business

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: What is that I feel pushing its way under my arm?

Sweetie: It might be my big ole bulldog nose.

Me: Why?

Sweetie: Smelling what’s going on.

Doodlebug: May I be of assistance, ma’am?

Me: Nope. I am working on something electrical that has no bulldog connection.

Doodlebug: I want to see!

Sweetie: Me, too! I’ve already smelled it.

Me: Sometimes it’s better, safer even, to mind your own business.

Doodlebug: I’ve already done my business.

Sweetie: Yeah, me, too. I want to get into somebody else’s business.

MoonCat: Oh, mercy.

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