I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Why is it hot feeling today, Lady Human?
Me: We are having a mini heat wave.
Sweetie: What is the heat waving at? Not me, for sure.
Me: We’ll drop down about 45 degrees in a couple of days.
Doodlebug: It’s that stupid sky that can’t make up its mind again.
MoonCat: As long as it makes up its mind in my favor, I don’t mind a few waves here and there.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: The sky is flippy-floppy again, Lady Human. One day it wants to be cold. Then it wants to be hot. Then it wants to be cold and hot at the same time.
Doodlebug: Like it has no mind of its own.
Me: It doesn’t.
MoonCat: Like some creatures I have known, blowing hot, then cold. My best feline advice – seek shelter and eat treats.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, order a warmup! Now!
Me: What makes you think that’s an easy thing?
Sweetie: Humans order everything else.
Me: The weather is not like a pizza. It’s a lot more complicated than that.
Doodlebug: While you’re dealing with the cold, call in a double cheese thick crust.
MoonCat: Make mine anchovy. And hold the pizza.
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