I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, why are you staring at your paper? Your ink stick hasn’t scratched on it at all.
Me: I’m drawing a blank.
Doodlebug: A blank? What does that look like?
Me: Like nothing.
MoonCat: Good. You’re already finished then.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what have you scratched on that flat thing in your lap?
Me: It’s a drawing I’ve made of a dog.
Sweetie: That? That is supposed to be one of us?
Me: Well, not one of you. Just a dog.
Doodlebug: Nooooo….
Sweetie: That could be considered insulting, ma’am. How would you like to be portrayed like that? Legs too long.
Doodlebug: Face sticks out too much.
Sweetie: Please…take your little black box in your hand and take a picture.
Doodlebug: Yes. PLEASE!!! For ALL our sakes!
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