
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, my fan is not working.
Me: Nothing’s working. Power went out.
Sweetie: Call it back in. I need my fan.
Me: The electricity is off. The power company is working on it.
Sweetie: But my fan isn’t turning. Blow on it, ma’am. You have lots of air.

MoonCat: Fans and electricity. You only think about them when they’re gone.
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