I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, stop turning the lights on and off, on and off. It’s not funny.
Me: No, it’s not and I’m not doing it.
Doodlebug: Humans are in charge of the mysterious lights in the house. Don’t try to blame this on something else.
Me: Well, the power company is saying that the outages in this whole area have been caused by some “wildlife” and not the human kind so…
MoonCat: Don’t look at me. I’m not that wild.
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