Is It Human? – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am scared, Lady Human.

Me:  How come?

Stella: There was something walking down the road. It was tall and walked on two legs, but it had the head of a…

Me:  What? The head of a what?

Stella:  It was horrible. HORRIBLE!

Me:  Stella, what was horrible?

Stella:  A two-legged monster with the head of a CAT!

Me:  Oh, that was just someone wearing a costume. It is a special day for that sort of thing.

Stella: So it was human?

Me:  Yeah.

Stella:  What about the one that looked like a bat?

Me:  Yep. Human.

Stella:  And all the princesses holding bags?

Me:  Yeah, all kids looking for candy give-aways.

Stella:  That’s a relief! I thought they were trying to replace me as queen.

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