I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. You are being sneaky again, Lady Human. You must know that our noses are smarter than your brains are.
Me: I don’t know that at all.
Stella: What do you have in the bag?
Stella: That’s interesting. Give me the bag.
Me: That’s a little demanding of you.
Stella: What’s the surprise? Look at me. Bulldog. Give me the bag.
Me: I don’t think so.
Stella: I’ll stand right here…
Me: You can stand there all night. You are not getting these leftovers. It’s Tex-Mex. Too spicy for you. You will thank me later.
Stella: I doubt that. Clear your food choices with me before you go out again. That Tex-Mex stuff is off the list from now on.
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