Balding Bulldogs – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are you doing on the floor, Lady Human?

Me:  Cleaning up some of your discarded hair.

Stella:  Save it! We can glue it back on.

Me:  Why?

Stella:  So I won’t have bald spots like Wiggles does every winter.

Me:  It’s not a big deal. The hair grows back.

Stella:  But she has naked sides until it does. I don’t want naked spots.

Me:  You shed evenly so you don’t ever have naked spots.

Stella:  I still think you should save my floor hair just in case.

Me:  You shed enough hair to make a new dog every week and that’s only a slight exaggeration.

Stella:  Then don’t save my shed hair! Throw it all away. You are not allowed to make new dogs! That’s just crazy! And scary. And weird.

Me:  And not something I can really do. Remember?

Stella:  Oh, yeah. Whew! At least that’s good news.

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