I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human? Lady Human?
Stella: The little human is pulling on my hair.
Me: You don’t like that?
Stella: No, I do like that. But now she has some of my hair between her fingers.
Me: Did you hear what she said?
Stella: No, I don’t understand humanese very well.
Me: She held three hairs up to me and said, ‘Stella’s hair’. Like it was really interesting.
Stella: My hair is interesting.
Me: I just wish you would hold onto more of it. I could make a blanket out of y’all’s shed hair every month.
Stella: YES! Do that! I would love to have a blanket that smells like me.
Me: ALL your blankets smell like you.
Stella: Not the same thing and you know that.
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