A Blanket of Hair – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human? Lady Human?

Me:  Uh-huh.

Stella:  The little human is pulling on my hair.

Me:  You don’t like that?

Stella:  No, I do like that. But now she has some of my hair between her fingers.

Me:  Did you hear what she said?

Stella:  No, I don’t understand humanese very well.

Me:  She held three hairs up to me and said, ‘Stella’s hair’. Like it was really interesting.

Stella:  My hair is interesting.

Me:  I just wish you would hold onto more of it. I could make a blanket out of y’all’s shed hair every month.

Stella:  YES! Do that! I would love to have a blanket that smells like me.

Me:  ALL your blankets smell like you.

Stella:  Not the same thing and you know that.

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