I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you did it again!
Me: What have I done now?
Stella: You said you were going to Mes-keet.
Me: Mesquite. Yes.
Stella: You said you had to go there to get our treats because that’s the only place to get them.
Me: Yes, and you will notice I did come back with treats.
Stella: That’s not the only thing you brought back. Look at them skeeters!
Me: Mosquitoes. No, I did not bring back any mosquitoes.
Stella: Well, they are here big time. Stop going to Skeeter Town to buy skeeters.
Me: I wouldn’t pay a single cent for mosquitoes. I guess I can’t get those treats anymore then.
Stella: Well, wait a minute, Lady Human! Let’s not be ridiculous!
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