Sassing Off – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I’ve asked before. I will ask again. Who is running things around here?

Me:  Okay. What’s the complaint?

Stella:  How do you know I have a complaint?

Me:  Because compliments usually don’t start with the words, ‘Who is running things around here?’.

Stella:  Where is my food?

Me:  You finished eating it fifteen minutes ago.

Stella:  Where did this smelly blanket come from?

Me:  You should know. It’s yours.

 Stella:  A likely story. I’m taking over the running of this establishment.

Me:  A likely story. When is this transition going to happen?

Stella:  Today…no, wait…after a good night’s sleep…no, wait…after breakfast…well, you just watch and see. I’ll get around to it.

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