I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I’ve asked before. I will ask again. Who is running things around here?
Me: Okay. What’s the complaint?
Stella: How do you know I have a complaint?
Me: Because compliments usually don’t start with the words, ‘Who is running things around here?’.
Stella: Where is my food?
Me: You finished eating it fifteen minutes ago.
Stella: Where did this smelly blanket come from?
Me: You should know. It’s yours.
Stella: A likely story. I’m taking over the running of this establishment.
Me: A likely story. When is this transition going to happen?
Stella: Today…no, wait…after a good night’s sleep…no, wait…after breakfast…well, you just watch and see. I’ll get around to it.
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