What Did You Bring Me? – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What did you bring me, Lady Human? What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Me:  Nothing.

Stella:  What?

Me:  This was a wasted trip.

Stella:  Store trips are never wasted on me.

Me:  Well, this one was. I got there only to discover that I had left the money at home.

Stella:  So? What’s money got to do with it?

Me:  Sounds like a good name for a song.

Stella:  What’s a song got to do with it?

Me:  This is the way things work. Stores sell stuff for money. No money, no stuff. I forgot to put the money in my purse, so no shopping for stuff today.

Stella:  But they wouldn’t deprive a dog just because her human was silly.

Me:  It applies to dog stuff, too.

Stella:  Take the money and go back.

Me:  Maybe tomorrow. We aren’t out of anything yet.

Stella:  I am out! I am out your special store treat for your Special Stella. Next time, I will go with you and I will carry the money in my mouth, so you won’t be silly and forget it.

Me:  No, you won’t be carrying the money in your mouth. You might try to eat it.

Stella:  Only if it tastes good. Otherwise, I will use it to buy my treat.

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