Snotty – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: What is that noise you are making with your nose, Lady Human? Is it singing?

Doodlebug: That’s not singing. Singing is supposed to sound sort of good. Lady Human sounds, well, not good.

Me: My nose is stopped up. ACHOO!

Sweetie: Watch out, everybody! Nose explosion!

MoonCat: Well, her nose is not stopped up anymore. Good for her. And yuck.

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