I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Coming through!
Me: Nope. Not yet. Stay in the patio until I get this done.
Sweetie: The only time humans shut doors or gates is when there is something fun or interesting or delicious happening on the other side.
Doodlebug: Coming through! Awww. Nothing cool is going on.
Me: No, I was just moving some wooden planks.
Sweetie: I’ll walk the planks. I’ll walk the planks…
Me: No, Sweetie, that’s why I closed the gate.
Doodlebug: I’ll walk them, too. I’ll walk them, too…Walking the planks. Walking the planks…
MoonCat: It must be nice to find joy in every silly thing you run into.
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